Spice is the lifeblood of food, but it's sorely overlooked in the grand theatre of drink. Chilli beer is the drink of choice for the God of spice.
People with notoriously bad taste in beer like putting a slice of lime in their Corona. This is wrong. This recipe for chilli beer, however, will make everything right:
1. Buy some beer. This works best with bottles, although cans will work just as well. The beer doesn't have to be good, so you can stick with Corona if you like. Make sure it's a lager; unspeakably bad things will happen if you do this with ale or stout.
2. Buy some chillies. For an optimum balance between heat, price and availability I usually buy the nastiest looking ones in the supermarket.
3. Chop your chillies into extremely fine slices. Basically, the more you chop, the hotter your beer will be. The hotter the beer, the happier the you. I once made the mistake of using whole chillies and the result was so embarrassingly lame that I had to hang my head in shame.
4. Open your beer. Put chillies in. Include the seeds subject to taste. Ok, include the seeds. All of them.
5. If you have a capper and some caps, reseal your beer and just stick it in the fridge. If you don't, just stick it in the fridge. It'll be fine.
6. Leave it a couple of hours.
7. Drink!
8. If after a few sips your lips are glowing with a satisfying burn, you've done it right. Well done! If you haven't... well, how hard can it be?
-Mr. Ben the Spice Boy
-Mr. Ben the Spice Boy